time machine

Mens' bathroom stall. Usually rank.

I left a floatin' Brad Pitt in the time machine

time machine by Whikiity wah April 17, 2004

Time Life 

An evil company that produces musical collections that no one wants just to take up time during commerical breaks.

note: Time life should DIE

Ex:
Commerical) 100 Songs for kids can be yours for only 19.95

Viewer) Augh my ears they bleed!

Time Life by Marcus M July 28, 2005

Time-Clock Trio 

Sex Game: need MFF (male, female, female)

The game revolves around the "Boss". Whoever is Boss is in control. Boss tells both other members of the party specifically to do one thing by themselves. Once 3 minutes are up, Boss changes rolls to whoever is next. They assign duties to the other members now. Best way to enjoy a Threesome! Everyone gets some, no one's left out

IMPORTANT: Have a timer ready. Impossible to keep time in one's head

Julie Greg and Amy play Time-Clock Trio
Greg: K im boss first. Julie, get on my cock. Amy, make out with me...
Julie (3min later, now Boss): K, Greg, fuck my titties. Amy, eat me out... (continues)

Time-Clock Trio by kMsuI January 22, 2008

Time Child 

Refering to a person with a distant eccentric intelligence as if from another time. A Time Child's complexly annalytical world view is broader and richer than an average human. Time children are typically gifted in the arts as well as having vaguley expressed supernatural abilities including clairvoyance. The term was created by Conor as a nickname for his friend Jonah.

Hunter S. Thompson was a total Time Child.

Time Child by TruthMachine February 13, 2009

Time Traveling 

The experience of mixing both alcohol and benzodiazapines (a class of prescription anti-anxiety drugs such as Ativan, Xanax,and Klonopin), which causes the taker to experience extended amounts of time in major blackouts. This gives the taker the illusion of having traveled through time, as entire blocks of hours or even days have vanished from memory.

Gertrude downed some Valium with tequila and did some time traveling until six hours later, when she came to in the front yard of a stranger's house.

Time Traveling by MissDoe June 15, 2017

time bandit 

A midget, or dwarf. Or just slang for a short person. Taken from the film 'Time Bandits' by Terry Gilliam, in which a load of midgets all travel through time, on the run from some evil forces.

She's a time bandit, she entered the midget olympics as a 'compact discus thrower'.

time bandit by the stoneman March 21, 2008

time bomb 

Someone who is likely to get killed for reasons of acting out of person, being a total dick, etc.

Black Coat, White Shoes, Black Hat, Cadillac.....Yea, that boys a time bomb.

-Rancid

time bomb by Gunther December 17, 2004