DAX Fit

An outfit or article of clothing which is overly colorful/flamboyant to the point where it comes off as gaudy/extra.

Guy 1: Bro, did you see those acronym prestos?
Guy 2: Yeah, but they look like they belong on a DAX fit!

by tlhcamo October 1, 2019

Sausage-fit

Type of clothing fit where the item is several sizes too small, leading to love-handle overhang or wardrobe malfunction potential.

"Hi, do you have these jeans in sausage-fit? I only want half of my arse inside."

by Sataneyes February 7, 2022

a fit of health

he/she/ze is dyin'

Granny is having a fit of health. She may pass real soon.

by mr.tourist January 25, 2021

fitness stain

The area of perspiration on an individual's pants/shorts in the butt-crackal or taintal region made visible to the eyes of the surrounding audience; most commonly associated (but not necessarily) with strenuous activities - such as working out.

Hey dude. . . before we go out in public, you gotta do something about that gnarly fitness stain you have goin' on down there! Does that not bother you?

by Stupidjerkheadface June 17, 2016

Butch Fit

When someone is wrong, has no answers and throws their toys out of the pram as a result

Andy said to Adam “if you cut a sandwich in 2 how many sandwiches do you have?” Adam says “One” when it’s actually two...

*Adam leaves group chat*

Andy says “Adams had a butch fit”

by jammyfucker January 6, 2021

dumb fit

1. someone who is so fit, that they must also be dumb because that's the only way you can feel better about yourself when standing next to them.

2. someone who is so focused on looking fit/building muscle that their that brain cells atrophy away from neglect

I went to our college swim team's pool party. everyone was so dumb fit it was disgusting but also I couldn't stop staring

by Stutzwoman November 7, 2023

Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018