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GOD CHURCH

A word that was first publicly revealed by Jake Paul in his MV " It's Everyday Bro". This guy needs to revew his grammar and his english vocabulary, because it doesn't mean shit. I guess he is just "begging for attention".
And I just dropped some new merch, and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH.
by kassoucv July 7, 2017
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Salute to the Snow God

Placing your windshield wipers up off of the windshield in preparation for a snow storm expected to make your vehicle difficult to wipe down. Having the wipers up prevents them from being iced in places and streamlines the process of scraping your car.
When Alice got home for the night, she checked the weather to see if she should perform a Salute to the Snow God to make scraping her car easier in the morning.

Or

Walking down the street in a snow storm in January, Peter all of the cars parker along the street with their wipers up in a Salute to the Snow God.
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god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer
“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church
by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018
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God

An amalgam of abstractions that form a hierarchy of perception. The pinnacle of which is your (or THE) highest conceptual good. You need it or you can't act because false dichotomy and you're either acting in accordance with the highest ethical good or you're confused because this is what Sam was talking about when he called it sophistry...
Hym "Now, I don't want you to look at that definition and think that I'm some kind of a "The greater good" ideologue. I know. It's almost impossible to do if you know what the words mean but I need you to try, ok? I know what you're thinking. 'That's not what people mean when they say it' And I know.

But what you don't understand is that people are stupid. They don't know what it means. They don't even know what it SHOULD mean. I do. That's what God SHOULD mean."

Iam ".... If it isn't obvious he's talking as though he is Dr. Jeep Jorp. Because that's what Dr. Jeep Jorp thinks we were doing and is now doing to us."

Hym Ha! God... If this is how you act when you believe there is an omniscient reality monster watching everything you do... I'd hate to see you when nobody's watching... Hehehehehehehe.... Hahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam January 8, 2023
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Rap God Song

that one song that goes "uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' im a human what i gotta do to get it through to you? i'm superhuman innovative and i'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and im devastating more then then ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting For the dat that they can say i fell off, they'll be celebrating Cause i know the way to get 'em motivated i make elecating music you make elevator music" by some guy
Have you heard the song that goes "uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' im a human what i gotta do to get it through to you? i'm superhuman innovative and i'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and im devastating more then then ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting For the dat that they can say i fell off, they'll be celebrating Cause i know the way to get 'em motivated i make elecating music you make elevator music" it was rap god song
by Eminem Rap G0d December 21, 2023
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God

God is Woojin, as Woojin is realizing his power he is now fully developing into the Woojin God he is and we should all be scared for our lives and convert to the Wooligion.
Woojin is a God
Woojin is God
Woojin God
Woojin is the God in Wooligion
by SKZENTHUSTIAST August 28, 2019
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God

another name for a person called kovidh.
'Hello dude my name is Kovidh'
'Oh you mean God'
by CURRYMAN123456789 March 31, 2020
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