professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites

That guy is a professional simp.

by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023

Princess simp

Jordan Sagers

Jordan is a princess simp he has all these bitches buying him shit

by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024

Princess simp

Jordan Sagers

Jordan is a princess simp he has all these bitches buying him shit

by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024

MTAoR simp

A hardcore lover of a Roblox group called Metropolitan Transit Authority of Roblox, who constantly likes and plays their games 24/7, thinking it's the best and argues with anyone who doesn't like it, and advertises it everywhere.
They also take everything very seriously like it's in real life and will not be afraid to ban someone over train surfing in the group.

This guy is an MTAoR simp.

by AverageMTAFan February 19, 2024

beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.

Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.

by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024

neander-simp

Beta Simp who practices belief perseverance in the face of Red pill knowledge, facts and evidence.

The neander-simp continues to believe that hypergamy is not real

by RP Johnson December 16, 2024

Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025