paint job

A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.

"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"

by Obv troll is obvious April 11, 2021

Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.

by andrewtz August 17, 2010

Globsnob Job

A very bad blowjob, in which the amateur girl does not know how to give a proper penis sucking. Excessive amounts of saliva or mucus may be coming out of the female partner's mouth in a Globsnob Job.

I'm never gonna have sex with her again, she gives Globsnob Jobs!

by balleroh June 27, 2017

Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Sand-Job

A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.

Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.

by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009

Cramp Job

When you jerk off and get a cramp

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job

by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016

Vermont Mop Job

The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)

Yo bitch I’ma give you a Vermont Mop Job get on your knees bitch

by RoomNeural July 7, 2025