Last night Ashley never saw that eye wash station coming, now she won't see anything coming for a while.
by 666tacos April 10, 2019
by steelhorse2008 November 26, 2008
When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"
by pornchub February 08, 2017
Selena: "I cant believe I just caught Samuel cheating on me!"
Julia: "OMG! you should confront him, what a jerk!"
Selena: "Samuel, who tf is Vanessa??!"
Samuel: "What?? I don't know a Vanessa, calm down-"
Selena and Julia: "YUH TOO DRY EYE!!!"
Julia: "OMG! you should confront him, what a jerk!"
Selena: "Samuel, who tf is Vanessa??!"
Samuel: "What?? I don't know a Vanessa, calm down-"
Selena and Julia: "YUH TOO DRY EYE!!!"
by iamnotarealllrat January 25, 2025
by iamnotarealllrat January 25, 2025
Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged
Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
by fuzzybuzzz January 30, 2019
I could see him in my rabbit’s eye
by hey lol nice January 28, 2018