by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011
Get the Laundry Blow Jobmug. Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.
by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018
Get the Swab Jobmug. Colin: Man, after I finished giving Esther a break last night, I was still able to talk her into giving me a lean job.
by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
Get the lean jobmug. Get her on her knees with head against the wall while pounding the back of her throat which will cause dents in the sheetrock
by Cheese N Cecil January 11, 2025
Get the Sheetrock Jobmug. When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string
by The Diddly September 30, 2021
Get the Strum Jobmug. When you use online dating to meet people that have drugs, then go over to their house and steal the drugs behind their back. Then you sell the drugs and make bank.
“Hey bro you trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with me?”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”
by SirLoinOfBeef___ May 15, 2022
Get the East Jobmug. A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"
You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025
Get the Job Applicationmug.