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Roman Paint Job

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).
Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.
by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025
mugGet the Roman Paint Jobmug.

eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.
Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.
by silentsilence August 11, 2023
mugGet the eve jobsmug.

scam job

Job bid for 8 hrs takes Jim or John 2 hrs! Both clowns spend 6 hrs sitting in van or texting mistresses!!!!
Looks like old man loser Jim on another scam job! Must be nice! Old man loser won’t retire!!
by Wolf77 February 11, 2023
mugGet the scam jobmug.

Buzz-job

When you get a head or body high while getting a blow-job from your girl.
"Hey, hold up, let me put some chaw in so it'll be a bus job!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"
by H0rny_Unicorn November 27, 2017
mugGet the Buzz-jobmug.

job-skeels

The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.
I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
mugGet the job-skeelsmug.

poop job

when someone eats the feces of their partner
I did a good poop job
by sploogeleakage October 24, 2023
mugGet the poop jobmug.

Job

Basically, when someone on Twitter says some dumb shit, you respond with "Job" and it will ratio their tweet. All it means is that the person who originally tweeted needs to get off their ass and get a job/life.
Tweeter 1 - "Make better music Piano G" (5 likes)
Tweeter 2 - "Job" (100 likes)
by AdamBnj June 26, 2021
mugGet the Jobmug.

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