Scrumptious Hands

The art of duel wielding with an item of fried food in each hand. Similar to the New Zealand tradition of Scrumpy hands (The act of taping a bottle of scrumpy to each hand until finished)

"Bro, that chick over there is playing scrumptious hands"
"She seems like my kind of lady"

by ChizWhiz March 23, 2019

Circle/0 Hand Sign

You got absolutely no bitches

Do the Circle/0 hand sign on a pic bruv, cuz u aint got no hoes.

by squaredonym September 16, 2022

pink hand

A pencil pusher. Someone who doesn’t get their hands dirty, nor does any form of manual or physical labor. A person with no experience as a handy man.

Person One : “What brings you to the area?”

Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”

by Weird12u April 21, 2018

hand cart load

A phrase used to describe a huge poo

I've just dropped hand cart load

by jim2233 July 31, 2009

me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 02, 2019

Sack-hands

When your hands are wrinkled so much that they start to look like the surface of the scrotum

Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!

Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!

by DeepFriedTeletubby February 13, 2020

shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)

I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*

by Dr Akula May 17, 2015