One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.
Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.
Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.
Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women
Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.
Statement: I will bring our boys home
Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.
Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.
Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women
Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.
Statement: I will bring our boys home
Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.
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A letter sent to an ex, or if your crazy, someone your stalking, you jizz onto a letter and send it.
That chick was crazy, so i thought i would get even with her, so i sent her a Dear John letter, and she flipped her lid.
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by Johnny-Dog July 27, 2016
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by maneur February 1, 2010
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Rachael refers to the frivalrous dewgong swimming around the ocean waters yielding a fascination for hispanic guys, yet is oblivious of man's capabilities of using boats to run over their bodies or harpoons to obtain hides; usually eccentric souls who sing really high pitched and will take an eternity to prevent from talking nonsense.
John, on the other hand, refers to the polite, ethical 'white boy' that every conservative parent yearns their daughter to date; he will criticize in every way possible spurting out your flaws and will persist in doing so; sometimes is oblivious to the fun of drinking and marijuana, but hey you can't convince everyone.
and there you have it: opposites
Rachael refers to the frivalrous dewgong swimming around the ocean waters yielding a fascination for hispanic guys, yet is oblivious of man's capabilities of using boats to run over their bodies or harpoons to obtain hides; usually eccentric souls who sing really high pitched and will take an eternity to prevent from talking nonsense.
John, on the other hand, refers to the polite, ethical 'white boy' that every conservative parent yearns their daughter to date; he will criticize in every way possible spurting out your flaws and will persist in doing so; sometimes is oblivious to the fun of drinking and marijuana, but hey you can't convince everyone.
and there you have it: opposites
Example of scenario between Rachael and John:
Rachael: *jumping up and down- "yay! hey john! have you heard of the B-52's?!!?"
John: "no, Racheal, in fact im not even highly interested in the sort-"
*puts on record
Rachael: *singing: "Woooh! You're living in your own Private Idaho..."
John: *sighs, "see, i knew we never should've let Jimmy Carter take the presidency
Rachael: *jumping up and down- "yay! hey john! have you heard of the B-52's?!!?"
John: "no, Racheal, in fact im not even highly interested in the sort-"
*puts on record
Rachael: *singing: "Woooh! You're living in your own Private Idaho..."
John: *sighs, "see, i knew we never should've let Jimmy Carter take the presidency
by Mc Lendawg October 20, 2008
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Donald John Trump is a really good president, I hope he wins next election to kill off china's cock sucker hoe biden.
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