you won't believe your eyes

Part of the song: FireFiles by Owl City

Singer: you won't believe your eyes

by marcus notch October 3, 2017

Refrigerator eyes

Overlooking the obvious. It's when you're searching everywhere in the refrigerator for the milk, only to fail to notice that it's right in front of you.

1. "I can't find my keys."

"Hey Refrigerator eyes, they are in your hand."
2. Looking for your sunglasses when they are perched on top of your head.
3. Trying to find a pen to write with while it's already in your pocket.
4. Looking for your phone while talking on it and not realizing it's in your hand.

by jawa nomad February 19, 2024

southern brown eye

Another name for the butt hole

She was really surprised when I stuck my tongue in her southern brown eye.

by YD724 May 9, 2025

peep the eyes

when you open your eyes as wide as you can to see your microscopic dick

Ed was peep the eyes last night

by thiccvibez July 20, 2019

Chewbacca's Eye

A phrase used to describe a very hairy butthole. Can also be called The Eye of Chebacca.

John: "So I heard Pete sat on your face?? How was that"
Tim: "it fucking sucked he had a pretty hardcore Chewbacca's Eye."

by Noturaveragechebaccaseye April 18, 2017

Left Eye Mafia

Left eye mafia is a name for the exclusive club of people with a scar on or around their left eye

Did you hear mason got in a car accident?

Yea, but it wasn't too bad. He only got hurt on the left side of his face and will have a scar.

Yo he's left eye mafia now!

by JackinNOLM June 7, 2025

Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023