80's kid

Being born between 1980 and December 31, 1989, at 10 p.m. or earlier.

Taylor is not an 80's kid because she was born on december 31, 1989, at 10:09 pm.

by Matt Camisycle July 2, 2006

order off the kids' menu

v. 1. to date a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person, just because they provide cheap, easy, yet only mildly satisfying carnal, intellectual and/or social engagement. 2. To have friendship with a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person because they are willing to submit to you. 3. To do anything not becoming of a person your age in some vanity fueled attempt to regain the days of yore a la John Updike's Rabbit or that thirty year old coke head at the bar.

essentially, to order off the kids' menu means you are the one at the dinner table eating chicken fingers and pbj while everyone else is diggin' into some white asparagus foie gras dumplings with bourbon gastrique. The bar is low and you're applauding yourself for your meagre every day hurdles. You are (were) a communications or journalism major. Your reading threshold is humor (The Onion!) and graphic novels, and the people your age discuss Foucault with such aplomb it makes you cry at night into your girlfriend's soft, shiny, pubescent, strawberry smelling hair. You dropped out of college years ago, listen to emotive yet angry -core suffixed tunes, and ride bikes with a bunch of college students aping The Outsiders. You mosh and you are over 18. You watch cartoons when you aren't high. You put up with slobs as long as they adore you. You are still having one night stands every weekend you get drunk. Everytime you go to a bar you black out and you've been drinking legally for at least 3 years. You work at Borders.

by VRB October 27, 2005

toss a couple kids at her

To ejaculate on a girl (not in an orifice).

Brenda definitely wasn't model material, but I'd had a few beers and I figured it wouldn't hurt to take her in the back room of the bar and toss a couple kids at her face.

by Nick D January 24, 2005

That's What The Cool Kids Do

A mocking and sarcastic term for a stupid event or idea. Used to mock "popular"/ mean people at schools. Remember to say it sarcastically!

Tim: LET'S BUY A $2000 PET ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marie: *Scoff* That's what the cool kids do.

Viva:And then when I was twittering at the park I bumped into a tree!
Rhonda: Good god Viva. That's what the cool kids do.

by Swimchic96 February 14, 2010

That Little Annoying Kid on XBL

A frickin' kid whos under 10 who plays on xbl(xbox live) and complains/whines like a pig when he gets "pwnt" by people who can actually play because of their age.

1: Hey dude, lets back out, that little annoying kid on xbl is giving me a migraine

2: aight man.

3( little annoying kid): JuSt BeCaUsE My VoIcE Is HiGh DoN MeEn Im s373n!

by The one dude who posted this January 5, 2010

Fun Facts For Kids

you're a pedo LOL

you look at little kids EW FUCKING pedo
And Thats Fun Facts For Kids!

by FuckingCrackheadSareBare May 31, 2019

Rah Rah Kid

Rah Rah Kids are weird ass people that are most likely to shoot up the school and hates their parents. They can also be those who believe that they are otherkin, they speak in Owo text, or do anything that isn’t normal so it makes them weird. No one wants to be their friend at school so they are avoided. Their only friends are other fellow rah rah kids and this becomes a Rah Rah.

“Josh is such a rah rah kid.”
“Did you see that rah rah kid run like Naruto?”

“Fuck my mom, fuck my dad, rah rah!”

by Amberece May 31, 2018