Aalap Touch

Similar to the cheese touch, the Aalap touch is a curse that affects teams that an “Aalap” may support. This in theory destroys all possibilities of said team to win.

Ugh bro, my team just got the Aalap touch.

by KingShahhh May 23, 2024

Testicle touchdown

Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete

my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown

by Teezo Touchdown June 7, 2024

Jhalmuri Tourists

The term "Jhalmuri Tourist" refers to tourists who travel on a minimal budget, often using their own vehicles and avoiding expenditures at local restaurants by consuming their own food, typically light snacks such as Jhalmuri. This group isn't defined by a particular race, but by their style of travel and dining.

Hill stations are crowded these days, no thanks to the Jhalmuri tourists, who visit the place, use it's resources, without contributing to its economy.

by Jorebungley June 16, 2024

Republican Tourette's

When a person (usually a Republican or one who leans right on the American political spectrum) takes opportunities to speak badly about the American Democratic party, no matter how unprompted or unrelated to what's currently going on.

Cliff: "Austin, Texas really seems to have a fascination with the color green."
Lance: "Yeah, thanks to the fuckin' Democrats."
Cliff: "The color green, Lance?!? Dude, you've got Republican Tourette's."

Cliff: "Hey check out this trick I can do with this $100 bill."
Lance: "I'm surprised you found one in this Biden economy."
Cliff: "There you go with your Republican Tourette's again!"

by captainbone June 17, 2024

rage tourist

someone that gets angry about changes/new releases in a piece of media they never cared about

A :dude the new zelda game has a female lead ! i cant believe nintendo is feminist now
B : you never played a single zelda game ! stop being a rage tourist

by ligmaman223 June 19, 2024

Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.

Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.

by technofishy_ June 19, 2024

jhalmuri tourists

It refers to tourists in India who visit a place, but don't spend any money in the place they visit. They even carry their own food, mostly light snacks like Jhalmuri, hence they are referred to as "Jhalmuri Tourists".

Darjeeling is crowded these days with "Jhalmuri Tourists"

by Jorebungley June 20, 2024