Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick)

Exclamation of extreme aggravation.

Jesus h christ on a popsicle stick--why won't this damn engine turn over!!!

by JohnK May 22, 2005

swing on me

when confronted with someone who appears to want to punch you this may be part of your verbage to punk said individual out.

"you wanna swing on me, old man?"

by thep1mp April 22, 2005

Shit on Wheels

A word to describe arrogant people who are popular and think they're cool but actually impaired intelligence.

Shit on Wheels: ''I'm cool. Screw You.''
Normal person: ''You shit on wheels.''

by reaos June 11, 2007

Working on my masters degree

To masturbate; to jerk off.

I told her I was working on my masters degree.

by biggerspeck May 16, 2007

knocking on the back door

When a man feigns an attempt at anal penetration in order to startle his partner.

Woman: I told you I don't do that!

Man: Don't worry, I'm just knocking on the back door.

by wiggy_G November 20, 2009

On A Flight From Malaysia

An expression used to refer to an individual's plan or intention to drop from the radar, fly low and simply disappear and not be found.

Carl had reached is breaking point. Between his recent divorce, the constant calls from debt collectors and his asswipe boss constantly riding him about his performance, he decided it was time to get On A Flight From Malaysia. He hasn't been heard from since.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

move the fuck on

(1)A term told to some semi-conscious asshole, usually at work, when all they do is bitch, moan and complain about their job.
(2) A suggestion to someone who cannot seem for the life of them to get over a significant other.

Cheese Dick: "I can't believe they are making me unload the truck again. Don't they know my shoulder hurts? All they do here is take advantage of my good nature."
Co-Worker: "First of all you are an asshole. Seriously,move the fuck on because they don't give a shit about you and especially not your hurt shoulder, you useless Turd.

Cheese Dick: "I can't believe she's dating that guy. What does she see in him?"
Co-Worker: "Move the fuck on moron. The point is, is that she doesn't have to see you when she's screwing her way through your list of friends.

by The MI Shocker March 9, 2014