dick smuggler

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.

You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!

by Silence March 28, 2003

whisky dick

a case of erectile dysfunction do to excessive alcohol consumption

I think he had whisky dick, because slept downstairs in his girlfriend's apartment after getting back from the bar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 10, 2009

Dick in the Dirt

To knock someone out or fuck them up.

In Harold and Kumar: Escape to Guantanamo Bay, at the whorehouse in Texas, after "NPH" brands one of the whores, the the Madame goes to retrieve her shotgun and yells, "Time to put your dick in the dirt!"

by FancyDancy October 17, 2010

small dick

someone with a very small penis.

the contents of dans pants is a small dick.

by Small Dick 20 January 7, 2009

starter dick

a small penis that is appreciated only for its purpose as a taper that will gradually and painlessly lead to bigger and better penises

My asshole didn't even bleed after that monster cock, last night, thanks to all those starter dicks.

by cerntflerps December 30, 2011

OC dick

As you get ready to run a train, the oxy contin (or any other painkiller) kicks in so hard that you cannot get a boner at all. Similar to whiskey/beer dick in that you are so fucked up that not a thing is gonna work. People experiencing OC dick generally experience frustration, dissappointment, and/or no nut.

Guy1: Yo I was tryin everything last night to get a boner, she was suckin my dick so good, but just couldn't cause of OC dick.

Guy2: Fuckin OC

by jerry weir August 15, 2009

Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009