dick mosquito 

A dick mosquito is a person who is always sucking dick and does anything to get the D.

Jack: Yo man you know that girl Tiffany.
Matt: Yea bro shes such a dick mosquito. Shes always sucking random dick.

dick mosquito by Wofnek July 1, 2014

dick eggs 

sperm, semen, male ejeculate

I covered her face in my dick eggs......

dick eggs by THE FRIDIOT August 14, 2014

Dick Wad 

An insult. Basically a wad of broken, discarded dicks. Not only are you calling someone a dick, you are calling them a big ol' pile of dysfunctional dicks!

"The world is full of dick wads! I hate them all."

Dick Wad by Prophet #2 September 15, 2014

dick choked 

The act of using your dick to control, silence a female; When a bitch won't shut up and you gotta choke her with ya dick.

My wife was running her mouth all night, thought she was real funny, until she got dick choked.

dick choked by I can't breathe March 30, 2015

Dick minute 

Widely acknowledged as one half hour. Taken from the common average for a sexual encounter

Its a dick minute past 10. (10:30)

Dick minute by 24hr October 6, 2015

Dick dancing for harambe 

The act of swinging ones cock in honour and pleasure of harambe

I'm dick dancing for harambe

Dick dancing for harambe by Matt21503 September 16, 2016

Dick Sauce 

When a guy feels the need to ejaculate and put it in a tomato container.

"Aye, gimme' some of that Dick Sauce on my pizza!"

Dick Sauce by DaddyBiggerDick November 27, 2016