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eight ball

I have a good dealer; for $200 he will sell me an eight ball anywhere from 3.5 to 4.5 grams.
by donkey puncher February 6, 2004
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blue ball

1. A ball that is blue.
2. A testicle or testicles that are blue.
3. A testicle or testicles that have not been used for a long time and therefore, in male mythological perception, are blue in color. This is merely metaphorical as the only way that testicles can turn blue are A) through the application of ink or paint, as in the scrotal tattooes of the old wrinkled retainers of the WangaWonkee tribes of the lower Balkans, or B) through constriction, as in preparation for castration (to prevent urination, which may infect the wound before it heals adequately).
My girlfriend wouldn:t screw me/do me/tattoo me so I went to bed with blue balls.
by HMB April 27, 2003
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Cactus Balls

When a girl gives you a peter panjob so good that your chode hairs stand straight up.
by Billy Handscrotch April 25, 2009
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Yegg Balls

WHEN A PERSON GETS A BOTOX SHOT IN HIS BALLS AND THE BALL SACK IS SMOOTH AND WRINKLES.
by butchess May 11, 2009
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Sad Ball

A ball made from loose items around a store in which a person works. The ball represents all of the hardships one must go through while working a dead end job at minumum wage for at least 3 years. It may be decorated with pictures of sad faces.

Traditional items used for assembly: Shrink Wrap, Windex, paper, parperclips, a child's shoe, flammable liquid, and/or ass pennies.

Sad Batt is not included.
1st pissed off employee: Shit man. I hate my job. Let's make a sad ball and fucking through at the store.

2nd pissed off employee: Fuck man. Let's put some lighter fluid in that shit and set it on fire.

Hilarity ensues.
by John McClendon December 14, 2008
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hang balls

Dude, let's hang balls this weekend!
by Tom-Paul February 16, 2008
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balls city

anyplace where anything bad happens
walking in the rain right now is balls city
by J.Paugh April 2, 2008
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