I'd Wife

A short way of expressing how sexy or beautiful a woman is, to the point where you would even consider making her your wife.

Damn that girls so hot, I'd wife.

FUARK SHES FINE, I'd wife.

by treybrah May 3, 2011

Vitamin D

The need for dick/penis/meat

Hey Dr. Dave! I’m low on vitamin D, how bout you treat me for it
Dr. Dave: well I’ll whip out some quality D

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Jonny D Style

Solo masturbation where you follow these steps

-Put your legs in the air
-Lay your head back
-Jack on you dick
-Rub on your sack
-CUM IN YOUR FACE

Craig the face stomper sampson tried to do it Jonny D Style and hurt his back before the big fight.

by Ram Horn the Big Nig June 27, 2010

Mencia'd

Borrowing or Stealing someone else's joke, and later telling the same joke, but wording it different at the office or at a party.

Stealing a joke not of your own creation.

Simon heard a funny joke at work that afternoon, when he told it later that night at the bar, a coworker got angry because Simon had Mencia'd his joke from earlier that day.

by Btelepath March 26, 2007

Ian D'sa

the greatest guitarist ever. plays for billy talent, the greatest canadian band ever. you see the trend? also has great hair

ian d'sa billy talent fender guitar

by lostjerseys3121 July 5, 2008

Bush'd

The action of literally filling someone with shit.

George Bush is Bush'd.

George Bush done got Bush'd on multiple occasions.

Fuck me George Bush, Fuck me with something hard and sand-papery.

by Agent00Sexy February 1, 2007

H/D

The pairing of Harry and Draco in the Harry Potter fandom.

I found a new H/D archive

by Riko` April 22, 2006