imma touch you

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi

guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"

by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024

The touch of a woman

Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.

Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !

by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024

Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.

Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.

by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024

Gupta Touch

Someone who has the cheese touch, smelly rotten poisonous touch, someone who curses people by touching especially on sports bets.

Yameen Gupta Touched the pelicans allowing OKC to win in blowout fashion

by Micdictionary April 26, 2024

Gamer Tourist

Someone who only visits places in games

"Oh what a gamer tourist he is!" "I've never been to California, I'm more of a gamer tourist"

by anonymous May 1, 2024

FPS Tourette

Symptoms of Tourette typically exhibited by try hard FPS Players.
People affected with this kind of Tourette typically exhibit at least one of these tics:
- Cycling through weapons rapidly
- inspecting weapons repeatedly
- Bunny hopping with a knife
- use their spray after a frag
- spamming voice commands
- switching weapons while peeking corners, making them unable to fire

Although it is well known that fps Tourette sometime does manifest in voice chat, it usually attributed to toxicity as a whole, not an integral part of fps Tourette.

Dude 1: "Damn bro, Jett peeked A-Site with his knife out, again..."
Dude 2: "I know, he's always getting caught with his pants down..."
Dude 1: "Jett might be suffering from FPS Tourette"

by NoWhiffing May 7, 2024

soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.

Bill got a soft touch on the piano.

by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024