The act of putting 'Deep Heat' around ones genital area and embracing the immense pain as the mentholatum is absorbed.
by ButtPiracy101 January 17, 2013

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.
by stackin2high January 23, 2025

by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021

To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.
by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016

by Truth idle July 2, 2024

When a group of well known degenerates assemble in order to denigrate their enemies and sometimes each other, consume coma inducing amounts of substances, and perform any number of questionable, dangerous, or otherwise ill advised activities. These gatherings happen at irregular intervals and are generally composed of a caustic mix of borderline personalities.
There are often promises "hearty soups", but rarely do said soups materialize.
There are often promises "hearty soups", but rarely do said soups materialize.
"Are you heading to Johns this weekend?"
"I might, it sounds like a real honchos meat up, though. I might skip it."
"I might, it sounds like a real honchos meat up, though. I might skip it."
by Alf Porn April 12, 2024
