Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024

top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

Cooked fish

When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.

Man I cooked fish last night!

by 019-2830192830182308123 August 7, 2024

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023

fishness

An adjective used to describe the general ill-nature of someone

His fishness was off the charts

by unobl January 21, 2023

Gay fishing

Gay fishing definition noun when straight men Come into a gay bar and try to deceive you into thinking they are gay when they are really not then in order to let your guard down

I was at a gay bar last night and all the men would say I’m gay in order for me to let my guard down, “I felt like a lot of gay fishing is going on here”

by Anus tart January 23, 2023

No fish caught

A term used by a Minecraft Vanilla Crystal PvP group known as 'CIA' which consists of Buttonsound, Camcal, Crey, Invisghost, xDye, Qaxl, Snyfort, Vizzzo, Zamzamini, and Zayylol.

No fish caught is another way of saying 'Bad Bait', since you use bait to cash fish. No fish caught meaning none fell for the bait.

Qaxl: Oh my god Superman is real
Crey: No fish caught!

by Crey6712 January 24, 2023