When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.
Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
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When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
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