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Bag of Dicks

by Skirata May 28, 2008
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Dick Morris

Clintons former speech writer, also conservative nut job. Really has had it out for clinton ever since he was fired by clinton, after being found with a hooker. 2 years later clinton would be found in a similar position

Oh and his name basicly explains what he is.
Man Dick Morris must really have it in for clinton. Well we all want to hurt our ex boss.
by Jon Opium October 7, 2006
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chap-dick

The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.
"Man, I'd like to wrench my warty chap-dick down her throat."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."
by jinjo_one March 3, 2006
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Donald Dick

When a man gives a woman anal until she opens her mouth so wide that she looks like Donald Duck
-Hey how's your girlfriend coming?
-Good, yesterday we go drunk and I gave a her a Donald Dick
by Chantecleer February 20, 2008
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dick butkus

The Dick Butkus, named after what many people term the best football player ever, is a close kin of the Dirty Sanchez. After performing anal sex, the man uses his "mud pencil of love" to craft eye black under each of his partner's eyes thus enabling her to reduce the glare on the field of play. This move is a must for sports fans everywhere... a perfect companion for any football and/or baseball season!!!
I have always been a fan of hardhitting linebackers, so giving Pam the Dick Butkus last night just felt natural.
by Iameister October 13, 2006
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stink dick

by sh!t October 16, 2005
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Dick Doctor

Noun, A Person who likes to touch dicks.
"Man, John is such a dick doctor"
by Jackoff Yo Momma October 16, 2006
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