Clintons former speech writer, also conservative nut job. Really has had it out for clinton ever since he was fired by clinton, after being found with a hooker. 2 years later clinton would be found in a similar position
Oh and his name basicly explains what he is.
Oh and his name basicly explains what he is.
by Jon Opium October 7, 2006
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