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Cruton duck

by DeFine Anon September 30, 2011
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Fuck-Duck

A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"
I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.

My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!
by HOFFmanME! November 30, 2011
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Beccas duck

An amazing, fucking funny dipshit who likes to quack and ships peaches and tomatoes together.
"Sarah, You're Beccas duck!" Said Becca.
by Sosarahisme June 11, 2013
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Washing Ducks

Washing ducks is the sex act of pissing on a woman's tits and rubbing it in.
Washing Ducks:

That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.
by Not Telling5000 October 10, 2013
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snuggle duck

A snuggle duck is a drunk female that can no longer walk straight and has to snuggle up to anyone and anything in her immediate surroundings just to stay up right. Snuggle ducks are usually down to fool around, however said duck will need help waddling to the room and will most likely pass out instantly.
"Woah! That snuggle duck just waddled into that wall! She must be ready to go!"
by Babyballin February 19, 2014
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soapy duck

A type of fornication where you put soap in a female's bunghole, then proceed to have anal fornication with said female.
"Dude did you hit it last night"
"Yea we soapy ducked"
"Dude you are a legend!"
by Soapyduckthathoe April 14, 2014
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tea duck

When one apprehends a duck, arouses it, and then dips the corkscrew genitals into their partner's mouth consecutively.
Give me a sign: tea duck me baby one more time.
by hstrm July 23, 2014
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