Hayden king the sweetest boy you will ever meet he's so cute and handsome and loves everyone around him no matter what his flaws are he's just so perfect especially his green eyes
by Hollyan August 17, 2024
Get the Hayden King mug.A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.
Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024
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Get the King Bilal mug.When I was eight years old, I read the Jeff the Killer creepypasta, and suddenly couldn't bear to go outside in public for like a month due to how scared it made me. Obligatory mention of "King In Yellow Syndrome" so this will get submitted.
by tacklezzz October 9, 2024
Get the King In Yellow Syndrome mug.A disabled king is a disabled person who doesn't let their disability define them and hold them back from acheiving their goals.
Jasmine: Hey! That guy in a wheelchair is a millionaire!
David: Yeah, i'm a disabled king, i can't move my legs, but i can buy a Lambo
David: Yeah, i'm a disabled king, i can't move my legs, but i can buy a Lambo
by Smurkio October 9, 2024
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Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024
Get the From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring mug.by CartoonyKid October 27, 2024
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