Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.
by Brosiff III May 4, 2011
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A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"
I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.
My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!
My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!
by HOFFmanME! November 30, 2011
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That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.
That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.
by Not Telling5000 October 10, 2013
Get the Washing Ducks mug.A snuggle duck is a drunk female that can no longer walk straight and has to snuggle up to anyone and anything in her immediate surroundings just to stay up right. Snuggle ducks are usually down to fool around, however said duck will need help waddling to the room and will most likely pass out instantly.
by Babyballin February 19, 2014
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