9/11 was an inside job 

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.

Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job”

9/11 was an inside job by kit____ August 14, 2023

Let The Jonitor Do His job 

Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"

"what is bro yapping about??"

"Hold on let the Jonitor do his job"

Let The Jonitor Do His job by Will.s8472 April 14, 2024

pink eye belly button rim job 

Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.

Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.

pink eye belly button rim job by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert July 6, 2024

try and come for my job 

Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)

Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"

try and come for my job by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

i was looking for a job and i found a job

1: a 1984 song by The Smiths
2: a TikTok meme of cartoon network characters, mostly muscle man from regular show dancing

I was looking for a job and I found a job
Good for you…

i was looking for a job and i found a job by Col6532 April 18, 2026

St. Louis Slop Job

The male splooges all over the females chest toys, and then dumps a premade bag of diarrhea on it, then he mixes it around with his shaft and feeds it to the female

“What are we doing tonight?”
“Im gonna give you my warm St. Louis Slop Job”

St. Louis Slop Job by SlimySenata January 2, 2026

No. I'm not looking for a new job. 

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.

Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."

No. I'm not looking for a new job. by Hym Iam July 6, 2025