ass tattoo

A person who frequently makes mistakes.

Paul locked his keys in his car for the third time this month. He's such an ass tattoo.

by Harmon Smoothberger March 21, 2016

Ass Hampster

n.
1. One who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. An unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.

"Alex is really annoying, he's always following us around and acting like he's our friend.. what an ass hampster."

by mattpietro May 16, 2006

ass juice

A natural lubricant obtained when a man puts it in her pooper.

Bravo claimed he knew from experiance that "ass juice is a natural lubricant."
I retorted "fag."

by Bravo from MIT February 14, 2003

ass handed

1) someone who shoots shit from their hand


2) someone that sits on their hands

3) When someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single high point. The superior force will act as if it is business as usual, and will not gloat about their victory.

The fucktard in the corvette got his ass handed to him by a mini-cooper when he dared drive his yank tank on tighter european roads.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Ass monkey

Someone who always has a smart crack to make but not quite as drastic as an asshole.

Always a comeback for someone who has the smart crack- You response can simply be "ass monkey"

by Queen C April 13, 2006

Ass clown

Can be used to subsitute any other insult.

"That ass clown stole my wallet"
"He's such an ass clown"

by Sara R. July 3, 2003

ass gasket

Also: The part that needs fixing when someone inadvertently lets one loose.

Oh man, your dog reeks! Better get her a new ass gasket.

by Wolf Dangler February 24, 2005