When someone is sucking your dick and you pinch their nose with one hand and the other hand forces their head into your cock until they cant breathe and eventually die.
by Choagiefest May 30, 2025
A sexual position in which one takes halves of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and places them on the cheeks of someone giving a blowjob. Once the blowjob recipient is about to finish, the halves are taken off and the recipient releases semen into the sandwich. The person giving the blowjob, then proceeds to eat the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich (with semen).
by The Grey Poupon Turtle February 11, 2014
When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)
Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"
by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 09, 2024
by Amek November 01, 2015
Sophisticated, well spoken, beautiful man who behaves like an actual animal. Although his looks may trick you, he is actually more resembling of a beast
by Dudewiththerudecrude November 21, 2021