Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023

Meat Monkey

A slur for gay men

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”

by Tweak-er March 5, 2022

Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.

“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Meat Jesus

He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.

Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.

by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017

Drama Meat Dramaaa

Drama Meat Dramaaa

Drama Meat Dramaaa

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Camel Meat

The same thing as a camel toe, except with a girl’s butt.

“Damn. That’s girl has some camel meat!”

by camelmeat12 January 1, 2021

meat sledding

Where you and another person sled but one of the participants is inserted into the other.

DD and D1G went meat sledding.

by Ejire December 12, 2017