box

a fat ass person who is handicap or ultimately immobile.

Poor guy. Look at him. That box is probably sitting there wondering who the fuck is going to help him.

by ChipForClicks May 30, 2018

in a box

Another term for dead as in a wooden box or a casket.

"After smoking for 40 years, Joe's mother ended up in a box."

by pomerakchild June 8, 2022

glock box

where one keeps the glock that's in their 'rari

Can you get my glock out of the glock box for me? It's to your right.

by Dr. Knokkers February 19, 2017

Dick in a box

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

by Its time to stop July 4, 2016

danger box

That vagina you KNOW has a lot of disease.

Dude I can't believe you raw dogged that chick, she's got a danger box man.

by Rouxrice May 27, 2023

Bird Box Challenge

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a stranger while blindfolded. Just before he cums, the man rips the blindfold off. As she looks up at his face, he shoots a load all over her face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.

Alternatively, when a man is performing oral sex on a woman while blindfolded. Just before she squirts, she rips his blindfold off. As he looks up at her face, she squirts all over his face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.

Guy: Dude, that chick lost her eye sight for about 10 minutes last night.
Pal: What happened?
Guy: She was doing the bird box challenge. After I came, she ran out of the house topless got in the car and left, she drove like a grandma going to the buffet hitting mailboxes and swerving all over the place.

by James Townsend January 23, 2019

Quinns tuna box

When a guys named Quinn has a tuna box

I could smell quinns tuna box all the way from north Carolina istg.

by TunAboX February 5, 2024