one-eyed porpoise

When doing a girl doggy-style, switching holes without telling her so that (in a state of great surprise) she turns back to look at you with one eye and squeals.

After their romantic dinner, Nikhil took his linebacker girlfriend home and gave her the ol' one-eyes porpoise.

by Wolverine at MIT February 19, 2003

One Hit Wonder

They hit it once and they wonder where they got that itch

oh that girl be a one hit wonder

by Laura March 20, 2005

that one ratchet girl

That hoe who gets on every ones nerves because she acts black and is a hoe that is fake as fuc

that one ratchet girl:👩🏻✌🏻🤞🏻🖖🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 u wanna get uhhh stfu bitch try me food

Normal kid: no

by HiSMD January 10, 2022

A one night stand

1. The most common way to get AIDS/HIV. This is generally referred to as a booty call and involves Pitbull the rapper.

2. Shooting a ton of stupid no brain idiots in one night (generally used as zombies)

"I @#$@ Beyonce last night"
"Isn't that a one night stand?"

by Astupidwhiteboy September 25, 2017

one-legged pirate

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

by alitalia December 5, 2007

One Hit Wonder

Noun,
1. Similar to a one night stand or getting booty/pussy
but the person is very good at sex.making them a wonder. Having you always have the memory of the experience with them.

guy: I remember I did this girl becka, she was a One Hit Wonder. Boy could she know how to give a good blow job!

by mikekimikekim July 17, 2009

One inch punch

The one inch punch was originally borrowed from Wing Chun, but improved by Bruce Lee. However, in the famous One inch punch video, the guy who is hit by Mr. Lee is prepared, and stood in a classical stance, so he would fall backwards and decrease some of the power. If he was struggling against Mr. Lee he would have received an extremely unhealthy amount of damage.

- "wow that Wing Chung guy really didn't know what he was talking about!"

- "Yeah, the One inch punch that Bruce lee developed is a great skill to know in a close combat situation."

- "give me you're wallet"

- "what?"

by Pål June 12, 2005