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tube cowboy

When you justify purchasing dope cowboy boots for a Texas wedding by wearing them when you get home on the tube in London… nice work bobo!
D-Rock didn’t Google “tube cowboy” but if he had, he would have found this…
by OGProperSean December 3, 2021
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Simon Cowell

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
by CLEOELI December 6, 2021
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Gypsy cowboy

That Gypsy cowboy sure was a cheap screw.
by Wild and wet December 10, 2021
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Emo Cowboy

A boy who wears cowboy boots, a cowboy belt, and a cowboy hat but is also tired and sad and shows no emotion. Also known as mike or mike & Ike
AVA: "look at mike & Ike over there, he is SUCH an emo cowboy"
CHASTER: "for REALLL"
by UglyRAtAYEE February 17, 2022
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Lazy cowboy

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022
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surgically cowinated

When advanced freakish science/medical malpractice is practiced upon an individual to render them unto the form of a cow, in varying degrees of accuracy, likeness, functionality and general success.
It appeared to huey that his own son had foregone the rectum replacement and in it's stead, had gone and rendered him "surgically cowinated..."
by Kittenpuncher February 25, 2022
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Naughty Cowboy

When a gay guy dressed as a cowboy rides you whilst you thrust into his ass like theirs no tomorrow, it ends when your about to cum and the guy riding you screams “Fill me up Daddy”
Hey Ryan what’s up?
Not much
Do anything interesting last night?
Yeah, I found out that Tyler likes to be a Naughty Cowboy
by The Real Queer Cowboy March 4, 2022
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