time paradox 

Something you shout when somebody explains something really complicated and don't understand a word they're saying.

Bob: blah blah blah chicken blah blah....so thats how the economy works!

Jimmy: WOAH! TIME PARADOX!

time paradox by kavy94 February 16, 2009

a stitch in time 

Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages, he or she will have a better chance of suriving.

A stitch in time saves nine

a stitch in time by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

time nazi 

a person who CLEARLY has a watch but says they dont have one or dont know the time, also a person who refuses to tell time or never knows the time

me and nick here are time nazis

time nazi by smellingblood May 4, 2005

All Time Low 

A band from Maryland that girls from about 11-15 years of age obese over. They combine emo with forms pop-punk and wear neon colored skinny jeans and related items. Some lower-level human beings that actually listen to this classify it as "pop-punk" but it's really not. Some (good) pop-punk bands include : Set Your Goals, Four Year Strong, and even Blink-182. If you ever see a girl in high school that still think this band is "supa sexy," she might have a mental condition.
Maybe about 80-100% of the articles below that are justifying this band are written by confused female teenagers.

"Cool" dude: Did you hear All Time Low's newest album yet?

Guy: Sorry but I'm straight.

All Time Low by MATTVEIGHSKI May 2, 2010

T Time 

To participate in the act of masturbation with:
your left hand,
then your right hand,
then your both hands,
then no hands,
thats T Time

Dude thats sick, stop T Timing under the desk.

Hey Connor, stop with the T Time.

T Time by Richie_boi December 5, 2007

whole time 

whole time = real talk from baltimore md street slang,,,

yo we were at the spot ...whole time

whole time by charlenedash May 6, 2011

time travel 

what happens in between 4:50 and 5:10. basically the last ten minutes and first ten minutes of any hour combined. it always FEELS shorter than 20 minutes, it feels like only 10. but.. it's 20 minutes!

just try it sometime, like sit down and relax. say woo im gonna relax for 20 minutes. then u get to 5:10 and feel ripped off.

time travel by ur momz August 12, 2004