No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.

I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right

by Andy the sim September 4, 2025

Andy G Hand Poutine

A masterful mixture of both fresh gravy and clean-cut McDonalds fries (preferrably cold).

Number 18... Andy G Hand Poutine

by Supreme Meme Lord January 3, 2019

1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

got hands

can catch or fight really well

Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.

by johnzilla1126 September 14, 2025

HAND

"Have a Nice Day" sarcastically, also H.A.N.D.

"HAND," A shop owner might say to a very difficult customer before they leave.

by ^BobL^ November 26, 2023

Hands pants

When you catch someone with there hand in there pants, not pockets like in the pants like between pants and undies.

“Omg look it’s hands pants”

“Shut up hands pants”

by Crustytoast July 29, 2019