Eat Dick

The act of someone falling face first into hard ground in an embarrassing manner.

WOW! Did you just see James eat dick trying to jump that table?

by joe slides August 23, 2008

crystal dick

When you can't get an erection from using crystal meth. Even when you are really horny, you can't get your dick hard.

GF- "honey what's taking so long get hard already."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."

by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013

romantic dick

when a guy places a rose between the dick and balls horizontally, often used to seduce a girl

Bob placed a rose between his dick and balls creating a romantic dick.

by dont wanna be a fuss March 3, 2008

Eat Dick

The phrase used when teeing off during frisbee golf. The Eat is stressed and the Dick is screamed in a high pitch voice.

Josh: Drewski dude tee off
Drew: Aight...Eat Dick!

by Bigazn1990 December 3, 2009

needle dick

a dick so skinny it almsot looks like a needle

Timmy Sisco has a needle dick.

by Joe dilena January 10, 2008

cheese dick

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

dick appled

Completely and totally disappointed after having your hopes set very high.

You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!

by Not a Dick Apple May 4, 2008