John the Baptist

John the Baptist also, Elijah (see, Matthew 17:12-13) known as the guy who baptized Jesus, and he is a preacher and prophet of Christianity (an Abrahamic belief of the founder that is Jesus through the prophets of Adam through Jesus and teaching's of the death through the following, the resurrection) and he baptized Jesus at Bethany beyond the Jordan River. He lived at Machaerus, Ænon, Jerusalem He is also, in Islam as Yaḥyā ibn Zakarīyā and a cool dude.

Where in the Jordan River Jesus got baptized by John the Baptist\Elijah?

by Randomnmn October 2, 2022

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

John

He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.

John makes lesbians turn into straights

by xd_kuraLitsa November 21, 2021

John Harry

The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” Harry, its English short form, was considered the "spoken form" of Henry in medieval England. But when combined, the name means an assertive, cocky oddball who's a simp for cars. Jk I dunno who you are and only you can define you.

John harry, the shrimp.

by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021

john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."

A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.

by Tex Tile September 17, 2016

John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.

Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

John

Dad´s account

"How could you afford that?"
"You know, John"

by Addew March 28, 2021