dick in a jar

when a male is completely controlled by his girlfriend/woman/significant other, and constantly bails on his friends to be with her.

Person 1: Dude, Marco is being such a dick in a jar. I haven't seen him in months.

Person 2: What the fuck is a dick in a jar?

by MooseLLama June 6, 2009

Eat Dick

The act of someone falling face first into hard ground in an embarrassing manner.

WOW! Did you just see James eat dick trying to jump that table?

by joe slides August 23, 2008

When you can't get an erection from using crystal meth. Even when you are really horny, you can't get your dick hard.

GF- "honey what's taking so long get hard already."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."

by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013

when a guy places a rose between the dick and balls horizontally, often used to seduce a girl

Bob placed a rose between his dick and balls creating a romantic dick.

The phrase used when teeing off during frisbee golf. The Eat is stressed and the Dick is screamed in a high pitch voice.

Josh: Drewski dude tee off
Drew: Aight...Eat Dick!

by Bigazn1990 December 3, 2009

a dick so skinny it almsot looks like a needle

by Joe dilena January 10, 2008

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

by Anonymous October 15, 2003