1 definition by MooseLLama

when a male is completely controlled by his girlfriend/woman/significant other, and constantly bails on his friends to be with her.
Person 1: Dude, Marco is being such a dick in a jar. I haven't seen him in months.

Person 2: What the fuck is a dick in a jar?
by MooseLLama June 6, 2009
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