Armenian Handshake

While a girl is sleeping you shave your pubes, then jizz on her face and when she wakes up you throw the pubes on and around her face.

My girlfriend ate the big piece of chicken, so I waited til she fell asleep and gave her an Armenian Handshake.

by kudaze July 27, 2010

Handsome

The act of masturbating with the involvement of more than 1 hand.

Poor Johnny never had a girlfriend and spends his weekends having a handsome with himself.

See threesome

by GC. Mitz August 5, 2011

Hand-Job

When a man gets a manicure.

Dude, I got my first hand-job at Cifellis yesterday! Yeah, she really jammed on my cuticles bro...

by jrfrnk September 30, 2010

Handsome John Brown

When youre doin a girl in the butt, and then you shirt on your hand and then slap her on the face.

I gave my girl a handsome john brown wile we were doin it

by auggie87 May 13, 2003

cincinatti handshake

when someone(i.e. your neighbor's kid) offers you their hand and its full of poo.

My neighbor's little baby walked up to me offering a cincinatti handshake, a handful of something. As I looked closer I realized the texture looked strange and I suddenly saw that she had a handful of shit.

by frankinscense March 4, 2010

Hand washing

a chinese term for sticking a finger inside a girl's vagina

guy 1: why does your middle finger smell wierd?

guy 2: because i just got done hand washing jesse.

guy 1: sweet!

by dancinboy49 August 13, 2010

the Hand Check

An awesome band hailing from Irving, Texas. They're so awesome, they have no need for instrumentals. It is all played by mouth.
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The Band:
Evan: Lead/beatbox (So good, you'd think he's 10 insanely awesome beatboxers rolled into one)
Ashley: Cowbell (Christopher Walken would be proud)
Charlette: Triangle (Who knew math could sound so good?)
Saby: Symbol (Thats me!)
Don: Tamberine (And she's darn good at it)

Behind-the-Scenes help:
Groupies: Too many to count
Body Guards: a few
everyone else: your mentioned too!

Everyone: *super secret awesome handshake* Hand Check! *motivational hand-in-the-center-thing* *raise hands*

Bystander #1: That was awesome!
Bystander #2: I just had an epiphony!
Bystander #1: What?
Bystander #2: I want a baked potato!
the Hand Check: And a chimichanga!

by saby! July 26, 2006