Jack-Off Scarecrow

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.

In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012

Browning Me Off

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Me Off... Fetch my shooter... "

by fatboyspence January 12, 2012

Pull off an Mbappe

an extraordinary and welcome event that lacks favorable odds but is some how accomplished due to talent that surpasses natural understanding and is therefore attributed to divine intervention.

Despite Aisha being a ten out of ten, Kevin somehow, managed to pull off an Mbappe and get her number.

by 🔱alé December 26, 2022

Ukrainian Stand Off

The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.

“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”

“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”

…….

“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”

by Malta tribe September 11, 2023

Get off the gas

Waking up your pancake and telling them that they are a booger while you are playing 42 with them.

Becky: Clint sure is sexy with them big hazel eyes.
Raina: oh... get off the gas.

by Beautifulcrazypancake October 28, 2019

knob me off

This means to suck a mans penis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna see if that hot girl over there at the bar will knob me off tonight. Guy 2: Hey bro do you think she will do me too? Guy 1: Go find your own.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

No jerk off January

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass

Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge

by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020