by Satandog April 2, 2006

When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.
What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

A chick so ugly that you need three bags to bang her: a bag for your head, a bag for hers, and a body bag to dispose of the evidence, so as to avoid ridicule.
After a few too many shots, Steve was ready to fuck anyone in the bar with a vagina, even the three bag girl sitting alone in the corner.
by Fuck em all to death December 16, 2016

A must do for an ugly girl with a hot body. Simply place a bag over her head, and then promptly slam her.
by bangbangnibba June 7, 2016

Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.
When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
by IisMathwizard December 18, 2012

by jayden nelson420 August 15, 2017

It's when the girl you just hooked up with takes a shit in your clogged toilet, is too embarrassed to tell you, so scoops it out and takes it home in her purse.
by Wood side!!!!! November 1, 2016
