Jack-Off Scarecrow

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.

In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012

Browning Me Off

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Me Off... Fetch my shooter... "

by fatboyspence January 12, 2012

get off the games

The ultimate phrase to tell somebody when they are using a Chromebook even if they are on video games or not just to annoy them a bit.

JP get off the games.

by Db_Studioss May 31, 2023

Fuck off bitch

Something that you use when you really hate someone but don't say this word in school kids!

18 YEAR OLD SPEECH - FUCK OFF BITCH YOU LITERAL USELESS FUCKING DUDE

by WhyDoIExistLikeReally March 10, 2023

off-camera mining

when a minecraft youtuber cheats themselves in items off camera and claims they were gotten legit

*intro noises*
Youtuber: So I did some off-camera mining...
Literally Everyone: no you didnt, cheater.

by fishgaming March 13, 2023

off them cans

To be drunk out of your mind off beer

We watched the football game and my uncle was off them cans

by Cochisè Lee January 19, 2023

Get off the gas

Waking up your pancake and telling them that they are a booger while you are playing 42 with them.

Becky: Clint sure is sexy with them big hazel eyes.
Raina: oh... get off the gas.

by Beautifulcrazypancake October 28, 2019