Third Party Bed Wetting

This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.

Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.

Tyrant: Not following you there bud.

Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.

Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019

Jackbox Party Pack 9

Has Fibbage 4, Roomerang, Nonsensory, Quixort (fuck Quixort) and Junktopia.

Dude 1: Hey wanna play some Jackbox Party Pack 9?
Dude 2: as long it isn't Quixort.

by BeeFromGeometryDash January 17, 2023

Megan’s New Years Parties

FUCKING BANGERS.

Grant-I went to a Bangin New Year’s Party
Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties

by Cecil_Jackson January 9, 2020

Buttsex Yum-Yum party

An orgy where every1 buttfuck and lick eachothers assholes. a sight to behold!

Shaniqua: HEY YA'LL! WANNA HAVE A BUTTSEX YUM-YUM PARTY!!
Everyone at the club: jesus christ monkey balls, someone call the fbi

by TurtleFIghters August 6, 2022

Blastoise, it's party time

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).

You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

Turn a Party to a track meet

The action of gunfire at, or around a party causing chaos and many people running for their lives.

“Dude I can’t believe we were able to turn a party to a track meet with only one pistol shot. “

“Yeah they a bunch of bitches.”

by JuiceWrld999 May 31, 2018

Tea Time Party Hoppers

A couple you see that are all over each other. It makes you wanna throw up. Extreme PDA.

Dude, You and your girlfriend are such Tea Time Party Hoppers. I never see you without you sucking face with her!

by pixiefreakofachild July 9, 2010