Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.

What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.

by Bwian The First November 29, 2021

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Are we the bad guys

Yes. It's 9 billion retarded piles of stinking dogshit versus 1 golden luminous hero.

A retard "Are WE the bad guys?"

Hym "And retarded. Don't forget retarded. And it isn't God doing this and it isn't Justice. I'm going to kill God and Justice is going to be what happens to this kids for you stalking harassing and then robbing and trying to use me as an example to coerce behavior in others is I don't get the fucking credit and that fucking money you retarded dogshit."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

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