Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM November 20, 2015

blowba job

Performing fellatio with boba/tapioca pearls in the mouth.

Wow! That was the best blowba job I've ever had!

by ShivaSenpai August 31, 2022

good tip job

1.)a favor, gift, advice, or service.

2.)in basketball, tipping the ball back in to the hoop whilst rebounding.

3.)fellatio.

"last time he had a good tip job, is when he went baseline, and tipped the rebound in, and the coach said "good tip job."

by _gp_ January 08, 2010

birthday job

A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.

Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!

by Tihy September 16, 2020

alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)

Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!

by Man hole March 10, 2020

blaire job

A blow job that never actually happened

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."

by Xxqueenbitchhhxx December 05, 2013

J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020