toe finger

Your thumb

Person 1: Get your toe finger out of my face!
Person 2: You mean my thumb?
Person 1: Yes!

by RadRex February 15, 2012

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Finger horn

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.

Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn

by Spenny for real May 13, 2012

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Idol Fingers

The nonsensical hand/finger gestures made by American Idol contestants while Ryan Seemencrest recites the voter phone in number.

Ryan Seemencrest:"To vote for Bob dial 1-888-555-1002"

AI wannabe: flashes the "Idol Fingers" which in this case would be, "ok" on his right hand and a "peace sign" with his left, along with a shit eating grin.

by Katnd May 27, 2012

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Finger Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real finger swiper.

by JWH88 December 31, 2011

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Dirty Finger Trap

The act of a person bending over and spreading ( his or hers ) buttocks while also rapidly contracting the sphincter muscle in the direction of others.

That chick just gave me a Dirty Finger Trap dude!

by Speeddrums January 11, 2012

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finger check

A computer "bug" that is the result of the operator pressing the wrong keys. Derived from "finger" (obviously) and "check" (meaning a computer-detected error).

Similar to "operator malfunction".

Yeah, the operator made a finger check and lost this week's payroll.

by Hot Licks February 28, 2011

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