bum bleed

The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.

Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!

Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.

by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018

Merilly Bleeding Inside

Leaking On Your Periods.

Though she could take of her low waist pants of her body, she still was sobbing bitterly that she was Merilly Bleeding Inside Her High Waist Full Butt Brief Panties that were still on that she couldn't take off her body which she then spreaded her legs wide.

by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018

Monica Blewinski

Da super-hot brunette White House intern who seduced the already-extramarital-affair-prone Bill Clinton into dropping his trousers and letting her give him head.

Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

Sar Blef

The words "Sar Blef" And "Ard Gamfe" Are words recently added to languages all around the world.

"Sar Blef" Has no meaning on the outside, But on the inside its woke af and really epic.

John:"Hey dude,My nan died yesterday"

J E F F:"Aw Sar Blef dude"

by Big John McGuinness December 19, 2018

G bless

Jesus's Chinese bock off

All hail g bless

by Kyloduckping January 2, 2019

glorified blem

A glorified blem or an over-glorified blem is a zoot that mostly consists of chip.

Theo: Lool look at this zoot I just rolled!
Destini: Bruv, you can't even call that a zoot
Theo: Yeah you can
Destini: Nah mate, that's a glorified blem.

by Silent_t January 26, 2019

Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.

When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed

by MemoliLover February 1, 2019