by stupidpsycho7 March 19, 2018
the thing that couldn't possibly get worse. y'now how sometimes u got that fealing that someone is watching u, well that is a cat. a cat is the thing that you want to love ,but instead, it hates your guts. the ninja that sleeps all day and is a killer in the night. murder knives in the paws,how could you ever know.
the cat: "well, i got fired after the puking incident, my wife left with the kittens, my litter box overflowed, and my flea collar expired. next time someone says cats always land on their feet,tell them my story.
by wowfacter April 12, 2021
Person 1: "See that thing... what is it.. it's so beautiful and soft.."
Person 2 : "It's a cat.. cats really are beautiful and soft, ya know?'
Person 2 : "It's a cat.. cats really are beautiful and soft, ya know?'
by catsxarexawesome November 09, 2018
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