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Dead youth

A person who acts like he’s 70 in his 20s.
He’s a right Dead youth him stays locked up wanking in his room.
by DarcyCampbell September 21, 2018
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Fountain of youth

When you cum in a female woman’s anus and then she forcefully ejects feces and sperm in the air explosive as the Fourth of July.
Person 1: why do you smell so bad?
Person 2: I put it so deep she gave me the fountain of youth.
by Anumal crockers October 20, 2020
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Youtube Comment

Usually a good way to fall into depression or just Laugh. These are absolute proof people get "muscles" from being miles away from someone. The fact is it isn't even comments anymore. It's basically a chatroom for E-thugs, trolls, and kids who get their ass kicked in real life. This is made possible by the REPLY button. Ah yes, the reply button, we've seen it. The start to a raged flame war. What I don't get is if they're comments, why is there a reply? Another thing that proves Youtube engineers from Google were on weed when making YT is Comment Rating. The absolute way for a complete douche to show how "superior" they are to people is too give them a good ol' thumbs down. This soon becomes a pile up and other dumbwits join in on completly trashing it until the comment disappears. So this proves half the community plays Jesus on the comment boards. I personally made an account to piss of the 10-year old trolls and easily angered fanboys. lol try it, its crazy how fast they get pissed and spam your inbox with "FUCK YOU!!!!" messages and then they end it with pussy blocking you. Sorry if this was long but it speaks the truth.
Noob: OMG LADY GAGA IS HAWTTT!!!
Me: So you like men? lol (as a joke)
Noob(in message): Subject: SCREW OFF SOOPID GEH KID
Message: OMG NARD U SUCK IMA FIND U NOOBA! (NERD RANT follows....)
Youtube Comments are a WMD.^
by Awesomesauce123 February 19, 2010
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youtuber

One who spends so much time browsing youtube videos that they have metaphorically taken root, in the manner of a potato or other root vegetable. A couch potato of the new millenium.
"Oh man, I haven't showered in three days. I've just been sitting at my desk with a bag of cheetos watching Youtube videos!"

"Dude, you'd better watch out you're about to become a youtuber."
by DonBito February 5, 2009
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YouTube bimbo

An uninteresting youtube video typically featuring a hyper-active, annoying, yet physically attractive young woman. YouTube bimbos have inundated YouTube with asinine videos that typically convey worthless suggestions, assumptions, and information.

YouTube bimbos are usually female around the ages of 15-25. They are characterized as being quite attractive yet overly animated, and vacuous. Thus, the core philosophy of a YouTube bimbo is to emphasize their physical feminine assets and attributes to attract a large audience where video content would not.

A YouTube bimbo usually creates videos that are given strange titles that initially pique one's interest. Their YouTube videos usually pertain to inane subjects or broad sophomoric social topics.

The videography of a YouTube bimbo is notably "do it yourself" but some exceptions are made for more widely known YouTube bimbos with a large network of subscribers. In particular, video production involves the use of a webcam or personal video camera. Shots are usually taken from the head up. Usually, a YouTube bimbo is scantily clad; wearing a revealing outfit.
Widely known YouTube bimbos:

iJustine

LisaNova

lacigreen

hotforwords
by Define Me! April 17, 2009
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youth educators

Another retarded abstinence only drug program where a couple of goody-goody highschoolers who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about and have never done drugs go into 8th grade classrooms and tell the kids not to do drugs because they are all bad and drugs will kill them.
8th grader: Ew, our youth educators are coming today.
Another 8th grader: I know, ughhh. Let's ditch and snort cocaine!
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
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Bad Youtuber

by Dillon cha boi August 20, 2017
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