die yourself

an alternative to kill yourself

someone: i hate you
you: yeah die yourself

by whythogoaway December 9, 2017

flip yourself

flip yourself a non vulgar less offensive way to tell someone to fuck themselves when fuck yourself is inappropriate or unwanted

dude you stole my cds from my room last night

man i was not even in your room last night and did not steal your cds go flip yourself

dude i got you ha ha ha ha

man your jokes are not even funny go flip yourself

dude you cant take a joke can you

man the jokes on you go flip yourself

ok dude i get it

by littlejimmie April 6, 2019

Making an ass out of yourself

When someone thinks they're being cool or impressing people, but really they're making themselves sound stupid and making themselves look like a fool.

John made an ass out of himself when he claimed to be a history expert but then got world war I and world war II mixed up.

A drunk guy made an ass out of himself when he was singing lyrics to a non existent song outside the bar

Two examples of making an ass out of yourself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021

Shit yourself (SYS)

When you are giving birth and you are pushing so hard you "shit yourself."

Sorry guys, you can't watch my birth video cause I shit myself.

by Marie February 20, 2004

slut yourself

what a arab girl would say when someone calls her a slut.
this statement makes little sense and is adopted into the vocabulary of those who are ignorant. mostly spoken by engineer students

gregg: you are such a slut face.

Amal: Slut yourself bitch.

by amal September 25, 2006

Kill yourself

A term said to anyone with stupidity overload or to anyone who doesn't have any value in life.

Example 1.

Stupid guy: "Yo' SWAG!"
Smart man: "Kill yourself."

Example 2.

Stupid guy A: "Oh my Geez, Justin Bieber just launched a new album."
Stupid guy B: "WTF, that's gay, go listen Nickelback, dude!"
Stupid gal A: "Whatever you say, but Hannah Montana is the best."
Stupid gal B: "No, Miley Cyrus is."
Stupid gal C: "Naked Brothers Band!"
Stupid guy C: "Jonas Brothers is the best of course!"
Smart man: "Go kill yourselves."

by ThisIsTheReality March 18, 2014

Yousef

(Noun) impeccable perfect symmetric guy, a king, hot as hell, long dick and perfect teeth
Every girl would suck for him for free
Always a winner and he never lose
Perfect at boyfriending his exs cries at 1 AM everyday texting him they want him back

I always pray for god to get me some yousef

by uruel June 9, 2018